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There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
"GOD why does fandom have to make everyone GAY??"
i know right??? why not interpret some people as bi or pan, or asexual, or maybe an aromantic demisexual, or—
oh wait sorry i didnt realize you actually meant “why isnt everyone straight, its making me uncomfortable.”
It took me a minute to realize that was “a-romantic” not “aromatic” as in smelling nice
no no we definitely also need demisexuals who smell nice this is important