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wander1ustt: “ 15poundstosummer: “ mcgooglykins: “ merspers: “ tumboner: “ leoreturns: “ I have been waiting all year to post this. ” omg ” This has been in my queue for months. ” I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. ” YES...

wander1ustt:

15poundstosummer:

mcgooglykins:

merspers:

tumboner:

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

reblogged 3 years ago @ 26 Apr 2020 with 1,778,479 notes via/source
wander1ustt: “ 15poundstosummer: “ mcgooglykins: “ merspers: “ tumboner: “ leoreturns: “ I have been waiting all year to post this. ” omg ” This has been in my queue for months. ” I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. ” YES...

wander1ustt:

15poundstosummer:

mcgooglykins:

merspers:

tumboner:

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

reblogged 4 years ago @ 25 Apr 2019 with 1,778,479 notes via/source
wander1ustt: “ 15poundstosummer: “ mcgooglykins: “ merspers: “ tumboner: “ leoreturns: “ I have been waiting all year to post this. ” omg ” This has been in my queue for months. ” I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. ” YES...

wander1ustt:

15poundstosummer:

mcgooglykins:

merspers:

tumboner:

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

reblogged 5 years ago @ 25 Apr 2018 with 1,778,479 notes via/source
craigslistdad: “ and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar ”

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

reblogged 5 years ago @ 07 Feb 2018 with 407,907 notes via/source

amyeatfeast:

You still cross my mind from time to time and i mostly want to punch you in the face because you were a fucking twat

reblogged 5 years ago @ 06 Feb 2018 with 74,130 notes via/source
upperstories: “ alantyson: “ sweetappletea: “ Punk’s not dead. Just exhausted. ” Punk needs a blanket. Maybe some chamomile tea. ” shhhh. small noises. small baseline solo. ”

upperstories:

alantyson:

sweetappletea:

Punk’s not dead. Just exhausted.

Punk needs a blanket. Maybe some chamomile tea.

shhhh. small noises. small baseline solo.

reblogged 5 years ago @ 06 Feb 2018 with 690,335 notes via/source

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house

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and im waiting for my parents reaction

 ”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP”
the first chicken has been found

“amiee we think you have a problem” my parents say as they hold 15 tiny chickens in their hands

1000 notes because i terrorized my family with small chickens

reblogged 5 years ago @ 06 Feb 2018 with 336,632 notes via/source

ben-and-the-bearded-babes:

solluxander:

what men think women love to be called:

  • babe
  • baby
  • sweetie
  • honey
  • sexy

what women ACTUALLY like to be called:

  • lamp shade
  • broken chair
  • Samuel L Jackson
  • dirty dish rag
  • Mr.Clean
  • Joe Biden
  • what to heck

if anyone ever calls me ‘samuel l jackson’ as a pet name i will straight up kiss them in the street

reblogged 5 years ago @ 06 Feb 2018 with 325,658 notes via/source

drkarayua:

georgiamayay:

both are acceptable. very acceptable.

that’s not fair, he’s still attractive while dribbling on himself

reblogged 5 years ago @ 06 Feb 2018 with 53,001 notes via/source

erpsicle:

birdsbirds:

hookteeth:

DUCKS DO IT TOO

good news, everyone.

oh man. one time i was out with a group of friends, it was around 3 in the morning and we’d all just spilled out of this nightclub, all completely smashed, when one guy goes “OI DID YOU SEE THAT? THAT LIGHT JUST THEN??” and this  fUCKING LASER DOT ZOOMS PAST US ON THE GROUND AND WE’RE ALL LIKE YOOOOO DAFUQ IS DIS??? I SWEAR TO GOD WE SPENT NEARLY TEN MINUTES CHASING THIS FUCKING THING AROUND THE STREET BEFORE WE FIGURED OUT THERE WAS SOME ASSHOLE LIKE 10 STORIES UP IN THE APARTMENT BEHIND US PISSING HIMSELF.

so yeah. cats, ducks and drunk college students. fucking idiots the lot of them.

reblogged 5 years ago @ 05 Feb 2018 with 389,275 notes via/source
tjsmale: “ anthonygrey: “ anthonygrey: “ I always find that the best way to dress is somewhere between ‘Last of the Time Lords’ & ‘Wizard trying to be a muggle’ ” So my outfit today was apparently a big hit ” JESUS CHRIST ”

tjsmale:

anthonygrey:

anthonygrey:

I always find that the best way to dress is somewhere between ‘Last of the Time Lords’ & ‘Wizard trying to be a muggle’

So my outfit today was apparently a big hit

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JESUS CHRIST

Source:anthonygrey
reblogged 5 years ago @ 05 Feb 2018 with 128,963 notes via/source
jakejinglish: “ moriarty: “ werewolf-teeth: “ PUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLESPLASHSPLASHSPHALPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLE ” CRUMCRUMBCRUMBCRUMBCRUMBCRUMUMUMCRUMBCRUMB ” FLOOR ”

jakejinglish:

moriarty:

werewolf-teeth:

PUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLESPLASHSPLASHSPHALPUDDLEPUDDLEPUDDLE

CRUMCRUMBCRUMBCRUMBCRUMBCRUMUMUMCRUMBCRUMB

image

FLOOR

reblogged 5 years ago @ 05 Feb 2018 with 285,365 notes via/source